Hello George,

On 02.10.2003 at 12:02, George Pope wrote to Bo Simonsen:

 BS>>  GP> You seriously hope you do (make it to 2030) (if you were born in
 BS>>  GP> '83, I suspect you should!)

 BS>> Indeed :-) I'm not from the "no future generation" 

 GP> But you won't know that for sure until(if/when) the time arrives! 

No that's right.. But... I bet I've a future, but if some metoer or
something came to the earth, I doubt so ;-)

 BS>>  GP> When it comes to "getting your oil changed"
it would behoove you
 BS>> to
 BS>>  GP> practice a certain amount of tact & discretion with
the members
 BS>> of
 BS>>  GP> the Beautiful Sex that you might have interest in!
 BS>>
 BS>> Hmm.. I'm not sure that I understand..

 GP> If you wants to get any of the "honey" she keeps hidden in her
 GP> pants, you'd be well-advised not to irritate her or otherwise make
 GP> yourself loathsome in her evaluation!

If you're not kind, you could get any "honey".. Yes I know that.. :-)

 BS>>  BS>>  GP> SLUT(n): a girl who fucks everyone

 BS>>  BS>> Such girls are actually existing..

 BS>>  GP> Of course!
 BS>>  GP> Men, too!

 BS>> Yeah, I guess men are worser..

 GP> "worse"(not "worser") :)
 GP> Another definition:

 GP> SLUT(n): a girl who has the sexual morals of a MAN

LOL! It reminds me of the "cheat(ing) spy" in Riky Lake, where
woman there doubts about their men's moral of sex, hires a good looking
girl, who wants to attract the man, so the wife can see if the man really
wants to cheat on her.

 BS>>  BS>>  GP> BITCH(n): a girl who fucks everyone EXCEPT YOU
 BS>>  BS>> Oh now I understand, there lots of those girls..
 BS>>  GP> Yup! :|
 BS>> I've known some of them.. Amazing in such a short life 

 GP> Or you've just been too derogatory regarding their hair colour, and
 GP> thus have alienated them to where they don't feel turned on by you?
 GP> :( 

Sounds like :-)

 BS>>  GP> THE PERFECT EUROPEAN SHOULD BE :
 BS>>
 BS>>  GP>  DISCREET               AS A    DANE
 BS>>
 BS>> Hmm.. Danes are not discreet, they are noisy..
 BS>>
 BS>>  GP>  SOBER                  AS AN   IRISHMAN
 BS>>
 BS>> Drunk like a irish man ;)

 GP> I think it was intended to be a somewhat sarcastic/facetious
 GP> listing! (as everyone knows that the stereotype for the Irish is
 GP> drunkenness!) 

Oh!! Damn I'm stupid ;)

 GP> Q: What's the difference between an Irish Funeral & an Irish
 GP> Wedding? A: One less drunk!

LOL!

 GP> On the new incorporation of European nations. . .

 GP> The first step to European integration:

 GP> EEC Directive 14533-8
 GP>        'The term "spending a penny" will be replaced with
 GP> "euronating"' 

 GP> (in English, sounds like "urinating"(voiding the bladder's
 GP> contents) 

LOOOL! But I'm sorry to tell you Denmark is in the EU, but we (still) have
our own Money (DKR).

 GP> and another on the topic, while I'm rolling. . .


 GP> ENGLISH AS EU LANGUAGE (Now you will see why I didn't run spell
 GP> check this issue!)

 GP> The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby
 GP> English will be the official language of the EU (European Union)
 GP> rather than German, which was the other possibility.  As part of
 GP> the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
 GP> spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year
 GP> phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro English."

 GP> In the first year, "s" will replace the soft
"c". Sertainly, this
 GP> will make sivil servants jump for joy.  The hard "c" will be
 GP> dropped in favour of the "k."  This should klear up konfusion and 
 GP> keyboards kan have one fewer karakter.

 GP> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
 GP> troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f."
 This will make
 GP> words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

 GP> In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
 GP> expekted  to reach the stage where more-komplikated changes are
 GP> possible.  Governments will enkorage the removal of double
 GP> letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate spelling. 
 GP> Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the
 GP> language is disgrasful, and they should go away.

 GP> By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
 GP> "th" with "z" and "w" with "v."

 GP> During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
 GP> kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
 GP> kombinations of leters.

 GP> After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensible riten styl.  Zer vil
 GP> be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
 GP> understand ech ozer.

 GP>           ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU

 GP>           Av a nis day.

The same one (nearly) is made in English.. Do you know the story about the
Germans and the EU Valuta?

Regards,
        Bo

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