G'morning Heather,

 HL> LOL! I had a doctor in England who had a dirty cartoon pinned to
 HL> his notice board... right in full view of the public. It sure kept
 HL> everyone's eyes distracted so they didn't see the injection that
 HL> was about to hit them.

"Hold still please - this wont hurt me at all..."

 HL> Or "Public Sanitation"

As in "Stand back, everybody - get me cold water and dirty sheets 
NOW!" ?

 MM> PSSS (Postscripts suck...)
 HL> PSSSS... You missed the pot again.

Ha ... you heard about the young homesick WW2 soldier who wrote 
home that the Army was awful and he missed the comforts of home - 
especially the `little thing under the bed'.  His Mum wrote back 
noting he used to miss it at home, too....

:-)
 
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