-=> Quoting Terry Smith to T Owen <=-
 TS> Don't you paddle, buggywhip, flog, or keelhaul any of these crooks? 
 TS> Or, if we must, cut off key parts related to their offenses, via
 TS> guilotine if necessary?   
Any of those things could be appropriate for the purpose, but would
require different approaches to the recording process; guilotine would
be particularly challenging. Maybe a contact pickup on the frame of the
device would help to fill out the low end of the source.
 TS> Could we please try test the audio for DiFi being treated before the
 TS> mast by Captain Bligh's Master, and Janet with the buggywhip?  ;-/   
 TS> (Note the additional challenges of detecting the whishing of air
 TS> during a strike while rejecting excess wind noise, and the rumble of
 TS> the carriage, respectively.) 
That would be tougher; maybe a spaced pair with one of the mics polarity
reversed a few feet away, and the other close to the subject, both
heavily wind screened with fur. Maybe a well screened shotgun mounted
on the mast, facing the subject that is applying the treatment to the
unfortunate recipient would help to capture the approaching stroke.
Yep, that would be a tough situation, no doubt.
 TS> Now, you're not the reason Bob turned over the reigns of RTKBA?   
Bwaaaahahahahaha! Now *that* is funny. Most amusing!  Naw, I was
always nice to Bob. >:)
... "Who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh?"
--- Blue Wave/DOS v2.20
---------------