--- Sez Kenneth Newman to Gary Smith ---
 KN> Hey, they did a cover of Klaatu's "Calling Occupants of 
 KN> Interplanetary Craft." You didn't know they were 
 KN> proggers.? Get this, John Tesh is a closet Gentle Giant 
 KN> fanatic. 
Some people feel compelled to make fun of the Carpeters.
And Mr. Tesh is doing pretty well for himself considering the
rest of his family is still stuck on those Duracell commercials.
 KN> April Wine did a pretty credible cover of "21st Century 
 KN> Schizoid Man" on _Faster....Harder_, though I warn that 
 KN> the rest of the album has intimate oral relations with 
 KN> moribund livestock. 
So, it's better than Mike Quatro's version, then?  The only Quatro in
my collection is Suzi's debut.  Separating Quatermass from Queen...
"Necrobestiality's a common actuality" - Tu Tu and the Pirates
NP: Violent Femmes: "Step Right Up" ("Tom Waits was unavailable
to produce one of our albums, so we wanted to pay him back by
mutilating one of his compositions" - Brian Ritchie)
... Good lawyer: Can plea bargain sodomy down to following too closely.
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