-=> Quoting Jo Peshek to Ross Sauer <=-
 
 JP>> Oh, I picked up one of those virtual pet thingies
 JP>> for $3.00 and now have *5* cats...And I haven't
 JP>> got a name for it yet...It loves music and loves
 JP>> to dance, oh, and poos twice a day.
 
 RS> How about "Pita?"
 RS> (It's an anagram.)
 JP> 
 JP> I tap?  It's better than what I'm calling it for the
 JP> moment;  "If you don't shut up, I'm chucking you in
 JP> the lake."  So far it's pooped in my pocket twice, and
 JP> thrice while I was eating in a restaurant. How utterly
 JP> embarassing.  The nice thing about it is that it
 JP> snoozes off at about 8 pm, sleeps the whole night and
 JP> isn't plucking me bald while I try to sleep. Its meow
 JP> sounds suspiciously like an alarm clock going off and
 JP> its purr like a European ambulance.  And tho it's not
 JP> terribly loud, I can hear it from rooms away.  :l  Oh,
 JP> and adults without small children find it fascinating.
 JP> I've had to explain it to no less than a dozen of them
 JP> so far.  :)
 
Nope. PITA-
(P)ain (I)n (T)he (A)ss. 
I've got one of those "Tamagotchis," so I know what you mean.
 
      Ross Sauer          patch@bbs.sts.net
 
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