Replying to a message of Ross Sauer to Ross Cassell:

 RS> Just look at Stan's whines about homosexual tendencies.

 >>> Today I did a little trade with a neighbor. I lent my copy of the 25th
 >>> annniversary Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, for his 2008 SI
 >>> swimsuit issue. I love the gorgeous ladies in it. (In both!)

 >> Yeah, the closest you will ever get to woman, any woman, showing you
 >> any skin. I bet you are still a virgin.

 RS> By the same logic, I bet you are a closet gay too.

 RS> Guess what, stupid!

 RS> I'm not a virgin.
 RS> But I haven't had sex with a lot of women, and even women who told me
 RS> they were on the pill, I still used a rubber.

 RS> IF you aren't a virgin, were you when (that is if you did,) get
 RS> married?

One would think that the sex lives of participants here would be off topic unless the
respective participant brought it up.  Oh, wait, the *moderator* brought it up ...
never mind.

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