Janis,

JK>> Cue the horror music...Curse Of the Operating System.

JK>Indeed :)

  Now, I'll have that in my head all night. I'll be like the guy in the
cartoon, in the hospital bed, with his head all bandaged up, and looking
like death warmed over. The doctor comes in, with this huge jar, filled
with musical notes, and says "Good News, Mr. Smith!! We removed that
tune that was stuck in your head!!". 

JK>> 1) Punniest Of Show -- the contestant prepares a script, ideally 60
JK>> seconds in length. At 90 seconds, a bell sounds, and points are
JK>> deducted. A second bell rings at 2 minutes, and the contestant is
JK>> disqualified. The script can be full of puns, or have one big one at the
JK>> end.

JK>> 2) High Lies And Low Puns -- from several categories, two punsters go
JK>> head to head, having 5 seconds to make a pun on the category, and you
JK>> can't use the same pun more than once.

JK>Sounds like quite the championship :)

  The humor is drier than the Sahara. You're either groaning like you're
in terrible pain...or roaring in laughter (and probably peeing your
pants). :P

JK>> Proceeds benefit the O. Henry Museum in Austin, Texas.

JK>Very neat as well. :)

  The last time I was there, a large amount of attendees were on hand.

Daryl


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