>> Geez, yes :)  A farting or puking computer would be one I'd run from :)

> Cue the horror music...Curse Of the Operating System.

Indeed :)

>>> * OLX 1.53 * If cats could read they would paws after each claws.

>> That is a great play on words, Daryl :)

> I love punny humor. There is a world championship pun-off in early May
> each year in Austin, Texas...where the humor is drier than the Sahara.
> There are 2 competitions:

> 1) Punniest Of Show -- the contestant prepares a script, ideally 60
> seconds in length. At 90 seconds, a bell sounds, and points are
> deducted. A second bell rings at 2 minutes, and the contestant is
> disqualified. The script can be full of puns, or have one big one at the
> end.

> 2) High Lies And Low Puns -- from several categories, two punsters go
> head to head, having 5 seconds to make a pun on the category, and you
> can't use the same pun more than once.

Sounds like quite the championship :)

> Proceeds benefit the O. Henry Museum in Austin, Texas.

Very neat as well. :)

Take care,
Janis

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