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> Due to the fact that Supernews screwed up and can't fix the problem until
> around Tuesday when their abuse department (who apparently are the only
one's
> who can unlock my account) I'm forced to use a Cotse account.  Whch isn't
> really a big deal, I'm actually thinking about ditching the Supernews
account
> anyway due to not only this occurrence, but past shortcomings and their
ongoing
> inefficiency.  But that's not why I'm posting so let me get to the point.
I

All of this sounds like a personal problem, to me.  In any event, I really
don't give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut what your problems are.

> took a few days off, from just life in general.  I spent one entire day
just
> sleeping, reading, and pretty much doing nothing productive.  Currently
I'm at
> a resort in Spokane.  Relaxing, drinking cold mexican beer (Corona to be
> precise), and just thinking at the laptop.  I ate take out Chinese dinner,
it
> was alright, at the end of the meal I broke open the fortune cookie to
find
> that I had no fortune.  No silly little cliche, no misdirection riddle,
> nothing.  And it started me thinking about certain things, like why people
on
> Usenet flame each other.

Because we can, moron.

> So why are you flaming?  Now I know a lot of you will try bellowing
> entertainment at the top of yer sore lungs, but it just doesn't ring true.
I
> mean maybe you can explain how stupidly trying to bring a person down to
build
> yerself up can be entertaining.  Perhaps if you don't know how to interact
> socially like normal people that's gratifying in one way or another, but I
> think for most people it's simply not true.

Most of us know -how- the game is played.  It's not played to specifically
anger anyone, though if it happens, so what?  If you don't know how to play,
you'll leave with your tail between your legs soon enough.  Others, like
you, don't demonstrate enough intelligence to leave when you -do- get
offended.

It's all "one-upmanship", the man with the better line wins.  If you haven't
figured this out, you really have no business even getting -into- the game,
dumbass.

> You see the "game" to me seems pointless now.  Why?  Because I don't care
> anymore.  I've been lying to myself for a few months now, trying to make
myself
> care.  But I can't hide the truth anymore.  When any of you people try and
> flame me, I feel nothing.  Even when I create the most savoring flame
worthy

If you feel something other than entertained, stupid, you aren't playing the
game properly.  Most of the time, I laugh.  I've laughed at you when you
first stuck your head in here.  I've done nothing but laugh at you since
then.  I probably won't ever do anything but laugh at you.  You've been
pathetic from the start.  You don't make me angry, you don't upset me, and
you don't get on my nerves.  NONE of your "goals" have worked.

If you had anything to say that was truly entertaining, I'd be
laughing -with- you, even if you pulled it ON ME, something you have yet to
do.

> fodder for you to attack me with I still can't feel anything.  And perhaps
> that's the real reason I started trolling and creating chaos in the first
> place.  I wanted to feel attacked.  Because in real life, I can't manage
that
> emotion, I'm too well liked by people.  Here on the Inet, I can lie, I can
hide
> behind a name without a face.  When you don't have to look me in the eyes
you
> don't have to think twice about attacking me.

Boy, in the flame groups, we -especially- attack those we know.

> Does that mean I'm not going to post to Usenet anymore?  No, I'll still
post.
> I'll still flame people to.  But from now on, it's on my terms.  If
someone

You need to -start- flaming, Bed Wetter.  Nothing I've seen out of you to
date even comes close.

> tries to flame me or claim SPNAK, they only lose.  Why?  Because I don't
care.

For the same reason, anyone you claim SPANK on can shrug it off because
you've not managed it.

> And there's no reason to respond to something that doesn't invoke anything
in
> you.  That's why I will always win.  Because I can guarantee that whenever
I
> flame you, you will always respond to me.  Don't expect too many followups
> though, I don't "entertain" losers.
>
> One more thing, some of you are flaming because you are trying to win
> something.  A war.  What is the purpose of winning that war?  You don't
know,
> do you?  See I know.  I know that the reason you fight is because you want
to
> be able to speak out the way you want, in a forum that you can claim as
your
> own.  What you all fail to realize is that it's a pointless endeavor.  You
can
> already post whatever you want, think whatever you want, and believe
whatever
> you want.  You're fighting over an empty fortune cookie.

That isn't an empty fortune cookie, that's your brain pan.  In the same
state of matter deprivation.

Get over it, moron.