Grandpappy wrote:

> *when the ass and tits sag at 25 they all start to look to settle down  haha
>
>
>
> Viagra: I don't have
> to fake it with Tom
>
> By Carole Aye Maung
>
> MOVIE love god Tom Cruise is giving new girlfriend Sofiaaah Vergaraaaah
> plenty to moan about in the bedroom.
>
> And The Firm star had better keep it up because the Colombian
> stunner -nicknamed Viagra-has great sexpectations of her lovers.
>
> "I think the most stupid thing a woman could do is to fake
it," said Sofia.
>
> "What's the point? I mean, why fake it? Are you crazy?"
>
> Romantic
>
> The good news for Tom is that the 32-year-old Sofia believes practice makes
> perfect when it comes to sex.
>
> She said: "I was 18 when I lost my virginity. Well, I was turning 18 that
> summer. It was good, but I enjoy it more now. The more you do it, the better
> you get!"
>
> Sofia and Tom have enjoyed a string of romantic dates in the past few weeks
> and now look like they're getting serious.
>
> She has even introduced the Mission Impossible star to her mother,
> Margarita, and started taking an interest in 42-year-old Tom's odd religion,
> secretly visiting the headquarters of the Scientology sect in Los Angeles.
> Sofia is definitely a one-woman man who prefers making love to a steady
> partner.
>
> She said: "One-night stands are fun, but I need to have a relationship with
> the person so I'm able to enjoy the whole thing."
>
> Not surprisingly, Sofia has dated some of the biggest names in showbiz,
> including Puff Daddy, Enrique Iglesias, Craig David and Mark Wahlberg.
>
> * yuck! only a man with no self respect would shag this silicone inflated
> Ho, hope Tom got the HIV test lol
>
>
>
>
> Chance
>
> The most downloaded Latina on the internet said: "I date people in the
> entertainment business, but I've gone out with guys of different
> ethnicities. He doesn't have to be white with blue eyes or black.
>
> "It doesn't matter. Why not give a good person a chance?"
>
> But she adds: "If I caught my man two-timing me, I'd kill him!"
>
> *hmm kill him?
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>
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> Tom, you have been warned.
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>
>
Maybe he should stick to assie sheilas.

D.



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