>>> Andrew Cummins on Existence exists 
 AC> On the other hand, there are those monkeys so hell-bound that
 AC> they'll blatently toss logic out of the window (usually at the point
 AC> they use the word "quantum").  Strangely, while they don't
 AC> think logic applies, they don't see a problem in reaching what
 AC> they think are logical conclusions based on their belief in
 AC> illogic.
Quantum monkey logic concludes that not only did I get you're goat but now 
this hep cat has got your tongue.  What you lacking, yack boy?  Something 
intelligent to say?
... Illogical!  Alas, no reasonable cures are known.
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