Janis,

JK>> But, if you hear the computer making farting or puking noises, it's
JK>> time to get it into the shop. :P

JK>Geez, yes :)  A farting or puking computer would be one I'd run from :)

  Cue the horror music...Curse Of the Operating System.

JK>> * OLX 1.53 * If cats could read they would paws after each claws.

JK>That is a great play on words, Daryl :)

  I love punny humor. There is a world championship pun-off in early May
each year in Austin, Texas...where the humor is drier than the Sahara.

  There are 2 competitions:

1) Punniest Of Show -- the contestant prepares a script, ideally 60
seconds in length. At 90 seconds, a bell sounds, and points are
deducted. A second bell rings at 2 minutes, and the contestant is
disqualified. The script can be full of puns, or have one big one at the
end.

2) High Lies And Low Puns -- from several categories, two punsters go
head to head, having 5 seconds to make a pun on the category, and you
can't use the same pun more than once.

  Proceeds benefit the O. Henry Museum in Austin, Texas.

Daryl


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