September 11, 2009

Wilson Shouts 'You Lie' After Wife Fakes Orgasm

Breach of Congressional Decorum, Experts Say

Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) courted controversy again today as he reportedly shouted
"You lie" during a sexual encounter in which his wife pretended to have an
orgasm.

While details of Rep. Wilson's latest outburst are sketchy at best,
congressional experts say that it is totally against the decorum of the House
of Representatives to speak out during a spouse's faked orgasm.

But the South Carolina congressman got a vote of support from a fellow
Republican lawmaker, Sen. John Ensign (R-NV), who told reporters, "It's so rare
for a Republican politician to have sex with his own wife, we should applaud it
when it happens."

In a related story, President Obama said that Rep. Wilson's outburst during his
speech Wednesday night was "productive," adding, "Joe Wilson
highlighted the
need for mental health care."

FROM: The Borowitz Report

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