Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  I said to him: "Come on,
man, how about giving a retired person a break?"  He ignored me
and kept on writing the ticket.  I called him a Nazi.  He glared at
me and wote another ticket for having worn tires.  So I called him
a doughnut eating Gestapo.  He finished the second ticket and put
on the windshield with the first.  Then he wrote a third ticket.  This
went on for about 20 minutes.  The more I abused him the more
tickets he wrote.

Personally I didn't care, I rode downtown on the bus, and the car he
was putting tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Obama in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
to my health...

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