-=> Quoting Ed Vance to All on 11-21-19  20:31 <=-

 EV> If a First Class Postage Stamp were sold at the price they did in the
 EV> 1960's, when I get Junk Mail in my Mailbox sent repeatedly to me as
 EV> bulk Mail at a cost to them much less than I can pay for a Postage
 EV> Stamp (most of them are about things I'm not interest at all in buying)
 EV> I'd Write back and tell them this:
 EV> *Begin*
 EV> I got an Offer that YOU can't refuse.
 EV> I am not interested in your product and would never consider buying it. 
 EV> If You wanted to save some money, STOP Sending Your Junk Mail To Me.
 EV> You wouldn't have to spend those CENTS for sending it to me in a Bulk
 EV> Mail Package.
 EV> Over a Long Time Your Savings In Mailing Costs would Increase to maybe
 EV> One US DOLLAR by not sending advertisements about Your JUNK!
 EV> P.S. Your cost for a Toll Free Telephone Line might drop also.
 EV> *End*

And then you should stuff all that they sent you in the postage-paid
envelope included, plus your letter, and let them pay for that
postage... ;) 

Somehow, I don't think that they'd even read your letter, though....

ttyl        neb

... Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labors in vein.

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