Mrs. Cigar Willy, the Annointed One who would be crowned Regina Americana in
January, beloved and faithful wife of the most brilliantly dazzling and
spiffily superdooper milk spiller in the firmament and mother of the most
gorgeous child under heaven will not be the democrat nominee.  As they would
say in her adopted home state, Arkansas, Mrs. Willy blowed it.  Here is how
she accomplished the impossible:

-  Hillary! virtually ignored the caucus states focusing instead on the big
population states back east.  Moron.

-  She put all her eggs in the Super Tuesday basket, confidently predicting
that she would be the nominee after that.  Whoops

-  Her campaign team was one of the worst ever assembled - a choir castrati
of has been drunks, wonks and pollsters.

-  She thought the media would be the same Wilsonesque milk lappers who so
adore her morally and physically diseased husband.

-  And here is the big one.  She allowed that diseased bottom feeder to
campaign for her - the biggest political blunder since Watergate.  This
hillbilly's gaffes will be the topic of a book, mark my word.  The impeached
mouth breather revealed himself to be a seething racist (they played tha
race card own little ole ME!)  The greasy son of a bitch once again revealed
himself to be a liar (ah didn't say they played the race card own me!  Ah
opposed tha war from tha beginnin!  Ah was for tha Iraq thang cawze of awl
that unaccounted for stuff.  Mah waf said that sniper thang late at nat an
apologized immediately aifterwards).  Cigar once again revealed himself to
be a vapid narcicist, writing a 1,200 word rebuttal to the Vanity Fair piece
the day before his wife loses the nomination - instead of comforting his
daughter's mother (kicking the bitch while she's down?)   A former President
of the United States calls a reporter a "scumbag" and
"sleazy."  For telling
the truth.

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