G'morning all,

So we managed to get to the yellow bundle on the footpath before 
the neighbours and secured our copy of the Totally New Phone Book.

Checked out the family entry, as one does, and found a namesake 
with 3 numbers to their entry...

Telephone           yada-yada,
Fax...              yada-yada, and
"Ponsy cell phone"  yada-yada !

Bad attitude attack on mobiles or what ?

Mind you, look up "Daylight Saving" in the Government section, and 
be directed to the "Department of Internal Affairs"  -  isn`t that 
the place where the sun don`t shine anyway ?

Put the telephone tomes away on the Humour shelf for later;  
anybody found any other funnies in them ?

:-))
 
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