-=> Quoting Tom Goodman to David Hartung <=-
 TG> On PBS again a while back, they had a very informative segmen
 TG> on the dangers of Granulated Pool Acid when combined with Cola and with
 TG> common Brake fluid.  One generates  toxic fumes, the other bursts into
 TG> flame.  It seems as if you watch PBS long enough, you'll learn enough
 TG> to destroy the block.  Some guy claimed to have a recipe for Napalm and
 TG> even Plastic explosive!  Right there on PBS!
 DH>  Does this make PBS a terrorist organization?
 TG> I'm sure you'll  remember Alfred Nobel. (Peace Prize!)
 TG> There's a video out called simply "Kaboom!" about his work in creating
 TG> dynamite, nitro-glycerin, high  and low explosives, etc.   One thing
 TG> about it, use a little explosive and it sure will get peaceful for a
 TG> while.
 Ya ought to see what happens when a hundred bombs come falling out of a
 B52, and the airplane is still sitting on the ramp! The safety briefing
 says withdraw to 3,000 feet in 3 minutes, in that situation, I could
 make 3,000 feet in three steps!
 DH>  Anything like boiled eggs and beer?
 TG> Ya got it.  Right there in front of eternity, trying my best
 TG> to contain, I broke wind, BELCHED, hick-upped  and sneezed aloud almost
 TG> to make a diversion.  
 TG> The whole class of 30 went silent as a tomb, one ex-cop turns
 TG> and geently said, "Man alive Mr. G!  Now that takes TALENT!"  To which
 TG> the class exploded.  So I said, "Good thing you weren't aboard when I
 TG> was in the SIlent SErvice!"
 See, I told you we had a talented bunch!
 TG> It's almost like the two kids on Guam were still finding
 TG> "collectable" war souvenieers from WWII, but they were storing them in
 TG> one of the kid's bedrooms.  The tragedy developed when the kids had
 TG> found a 50# bomb and brought it home!  No one noticed?  Others found
 TG> out about it.  The locals ordered the kids to take the last addition to
 TG> the collection back out to the boonies where they could get a look at
 TG> it!  But, un-beknownst to them, the thing was still live and active. 
 TG> The thing went off in the forward charge killing the kid in front and
 TG> seriously damaging the other kid.  Put him in intensive care it did. 
 TG> The found a pick-up truck load of Japanese munitions in and around that
 TG> kids bedroom.  Tipalao NASB took care of the withdrawal of the
 TG> munitions.  Shortly after that, they found another WWII Jap Soldier in
 TG> hiding. 
 They were still finding unexploded WWII munitions when I was there in
 1978.
 TG> Now, after McVeigh is up for extermination, they tell me that
 TG> they aren't sure the bomb in OKC wasn't a Fert Bomb.  (Not Fart Bomb.) 
 Huh? What do you mean?
 TG> I think we will all agree that our Media is out of control!
 At the very least!
 david.hartung@mcione.com
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