MM> G'morning all,

 MM> So we managed to get to the yellow bundle on the footpath
 MM> before the neighbours and secured our copy of the Totally New
 MM> Phone Book.

 MM> Checked out the family entry, as one does, and found a
 MM> namesake with 3 numbers to their entry...

 MM> Telephone           yada-yada,
 MM> Fax...              yada-yada, and
 MM> "Ponsy cell phone"  yada-yada !

 MM> Bad attitude attack on mobiles or what ?

 MM> Mind you, look up "Daylight Saving" in the Government
 MM> section, and
 MM> be directed to the "Department of Internal Affairs"  -  isn`t that
 MM> the place where the sun don`t shine anyway ?

 MM> Put the telephone tomes away on the Humour shelf for later;
 MM> anybody found any other funnies in them ?


Do you really want me say it?


BTW, I've got a phone line, but I'll bet you'll never find me or the number in
the book.


 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT!  Oh, sorry, didn't know you had bagpipes.

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