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echo: anything_goes
to: George Pope
from: Frank Vest
date: 2003-10-02 21:12:40
subject: FUNNY (was: Hi from Phoenix, Arizona)

On (02 Oct 03) George Pope wrote to Frank Vest...

Hello George,

 FV> Youngsters! :)  1954
 GP> Well, I'll deny being a Youngster, but I'll agree that you, too, rank
 GP> up here as an OLDster! *LOL*
 GP> You're probably likewise familiar with more than just one or two of
 GP> these:

 GP> WAYS YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLDER:



I'm not as good as I once was... but I'm as good once as I *EVER* was.

If you're feeling old, find someone younger to feel.

Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.

Note: Honor pronounced "on 'er".
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
All night long it was honor, offer, honor, offer...


A friend who has very little hair on his chest was being teased by
another friend who was well endowed with chest hair:

Friend A: It takes a man to grow hair like this.

Friend B: Any man can grow hair on his chest. It takes a real man to
keep it wore off.


Regards,

Frank

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/flv
http://biseonline.com/r19

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