From: "Patriot Games" 

"Paul Duca"  wrote in message
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> in article acQNh.109121$fo5.58868{at}trnddc07, Patriot Games at
> Crazy_Bastard{at}Yahoo.com wrote on 3/26/07 9:49 AM:
>> "Ray Fischer"  wrote in message
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>>> Patriot Games  wrote:
>>>> "Paul Duca"  wrote in message
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>>>>> in article 4udNh.2899$un.224{at}trnddc03, Patriot Games at
>>>>> Crazy_Bastard{at}Yahoo.com wrote on 3/24/07 1:46 PM:
>>>>>> "Paul Duca" 
wrote in message
>>>>>> news:C22A00D3.E8D0%p.duca{at}comcast.net...
>>>>>>> in article xdXMh.1400$xE.632{at}trnddc08, Patriot Games at
>>>>>>> Crazy_Bastard{at}Yahoo.com wrote on 3/23/07 5:00 PM:
>>>>>>>> "Ray Fischer"
 wrote in message
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>>>>>>>>> Patriot Games
 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Dionisio"
 wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>> Patriot Games wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Paul Duca"
 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What happens should
your wlfe want to end the heritage?
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's called divorce.
>>>>>>>>>>> Or aggravated homicide...
>>>>>>>>>> I'm reminded of the woman who
caught her husband cheating and ran
>>>>>>>>>> his
>>>>>>>>>> cheating ass over with her SUV!
>>>>>>>>> How long were you in the hospital and
what happened to your
>>>>>>>>> homosexual
>>>>>>>>> lover?
>>>>>>>> I was in the hospital a couple of years
ago for a routine physical
>>>>>>>> which
>>>>>>>> included having a camera run up my ass to
look for polyps and I
>>>>>>>> couldn't
>>>>>>>> help but think how bad it must be to be
you and actually want
>>>>>>>> someone's
>>>>>>>> cock
>>>>>>>> in your ass every day....
>>>>>>> Then why did you BOTHER to have anything done
about the polyps, if
>>>>>>> you are so fearful of anything up your ass?
>>>>>> You don't get that choice.
>>>>>> Its like this.  The doctor says, "PG, you're
getting old, you're
>>>>>> almost
>>>>>> 50,
>>>>>> time for me and my Ass Battalion to go up there
and see what's going
>>>>>> on."
>>>>>> Eventually I caved.  Mainly because my wife insisted.....
>>>>>> THEN, once you're on the table,
eighteen-fucking-feet of snake-camera
>>>>>> run
>>>>>> up
>>>>>> your ass, everyfuckingthing on big screen TV, THEN
they say, "Hey,
>>>>>> that
>>>>>> might be a polyp, let's maneuver the Ass Ranger
Camera over there and
>>>>>> have a
>>>>>> look.  Oh!  Its a polyp, let's get it!"
>>>>>> And you don't have shit-all to say about it.  You
watch it on big
>>>>>> screen
>>>>>> TV,
>>>>>> they go over and hit with their ass-phaser, poof
of smoke in your own
>>>>>> ass,
>>>>>> and that's it.
>>>>>> And the worst part is that now that they found a
couple of polyps,
>>>>>> which
>>>>>> is
>>>>>> very normal, I have to go back every few years for MORE.
>>>>>> Its a racket.  That's all it is.
>>>>> No, you could have refused...then when the polyps became
>>>>> inoperable
>>>>> colon cancer, say "God MEANT me to die this way".
>>>> With my education, experience and success in life it would
be literally
>>>> impossible for me to be stupid like that....
>>> But you have succeeded at being stupid anyway.
>> Not according to God, and as you might guess His opinion of me is far
>> more
>> important than yours...
>            If only slightly lower...
>> Wait a sec...  God's calling on the cellphone....
>> He said to tell you stop sucking dicks Ray.
>        Did He give you His credit card number, to make it worthwhile for
> someone to do that?

All calls to God are free.

But not answering God's call can be very expensive.

Think about it.

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