MM>> "...My mother says it's like a cross between an oboe, a
 MM>> whoopee cushion, and a brassiere."
 MM>> Well, blow that for a joke !
 HL>> The tagline below describes Nicolaas' home made bagpipes.
 HL>>  - Bagpipe (n) - Put cat under arm, pull legs, chew on tail.
 MM> Heh, heh ... you'd only do that once with our moggy - and
 MM> he'd pretend disinterest as you got used to your new clothes,
 MM> teeth and prosthetic arm...
 MM> :-))

Mine would look vaguely around, yowl and wriggle to be down.
She's never bit or scratched anyone. Too soft.

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