From: weezlmom{at}worldnet.att.net (Weezlmom)
Newsgroups: alt.moose.rights

MOTHER MOOSE'S MOOSERY RHYMES


Hey Diddle Diddle

Hey Diddle Diddle, the moose in the middle
Has eaten all of the pizza.
The rest of the herd was hardly amused,
And sent him right home to his sista. 



Mary Had A Little Moose 

Mary had a little moose 
Who ran around the garden loose.
It ate the roses, phlox, and shrubs;
Then, for dessert, it snacked on grubs.



Mistress Moosie

Mistress Moosie-Janie-Lucy,
How does your garden grow?
With Mallomars and chocolate bars
And M&M's all in a row. 



Jack Sprat 

Jack Sprat had met no moose,
His wife had done no better. 
And so between them both, you see, 
They wrote the herd a letter.



Little Moose Horner

Little Moose Horner sat in the corner
Eating his chocolate cream pie.
He stuck in his hoof, then acted aloof
When other moose came walking by. 



Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Moose

Twinkle, twinkle, Little Moose,
Did you buy some jogging shoes? 
I hope you got the ones with lights
So I can see you on dark nights. 



Snort, Snort Brown Moose

Snort, snort brown moose, have you any fleas?
Yes sir, yes, sir, as many as you please!
Some for the calves and some for the bulls,
But none for the cows who have baskets full. 



St. Bjorn's

As I was going to St. Bjorn's
I met a moose with seven horns
Every horn played seven tunes
Every tune called seven loons
Every loon ate seven thorns
Horns, tunes,  loons, thorns,
How many were going to St. Bjorn's?




STILL MORE MOTHER MOOSE'S MOOSERY RHYMES


Old King Moose

Old King Moose was as wise as a goose,
And as loud as an owl was he.
He played with his train, and his red caboose,
And he sang with his flying squirrels three. 
Every squirrel had an engineer's hat,
And a very fine lantern had he, had he.
To the top of his antlers, climbed the flying squirrels three,
Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.
Through the woods they rode, those flying squirrels three,
Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.



Moose Be Dainty

Moose be dainty,
Moose be wide,
Moose go wading at low tide. 



Ladymoose! Ladymoose!

Ladymoose! Ladymoose!
Snort away home.
Your house is on fire.
And your calves all gone.
All except one,
And that's Figgylox,
For she has crept under
The Mallomar box. 



Moosey Dumpty

Moosey Dumpty sat on a log.
Moosey Dumpty thought he was a dog.
All the bears' ticks and all the bears' fleas 
Just made him do even more as he pleased.




Moosie Locks, Moosie Locks

Moosie Locks, Moosie Locks,
Won't you have tea?
You shall not chase rabbits,
Nor bathe in the sea,
But sit on a toadstool
And and bask in moonbeams,
And sup upon Mallomars,
Cocoa, and cream.




The Itsy Bitsy Moosie

The itsy bitsy moosie climbed up the clover stalk.
Down came the hail and made the moosie balk.
Out came the ants and chewed up all the ice, 
And the itsy bitsy moosie played cards with five grey mice.


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