Well it's almost Christmas, here's some alien humour.......
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A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about 
all sorts of things. Naturally, the subject of sex comes up. 
"Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling
"Pretty much the way you do". responded the Martian. 
Discussion ensues and the couples agree to swap partners for the night 
and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go 
off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie 
member; very short and very narrow. 
"What can you do with THAT?" exclaims the woman.
"Why", he asked, "what's the matter"? 
"Well," she replied, "it's nowhere near long enough. It'll never reach!"
"No problem" he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. 
With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite 
impressively long. 
"Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty 
narrow."
"No problem" he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull 
his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was 
extremely exciting to the woman. 
"Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate 
love.
The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off 
together. As they walked along the Earthling male said, "Well, was it 
any good?" The woman responded, "I hate to say it, but it was really 
wonderful. How about you?"  "Well," he said, "it was the weirdest thing. 
She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night!"
Merry Christmas to all.......
Happy Trails,
Fred.
 Internet: Fred.Austin@juxta.mn.pubnix.net   
           Fred.Austin@sphinx.hughestech.com 
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