Happy Oyster, Heather...

Thought this might go down well with your chauvanistic 
colleagues...

From: jganz{at}sailnow.com (Jonathan Ganz)

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal for speeding.
She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver's license.
The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she
asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police officer tells her,
"It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact,
opens it and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde
cop.

After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her
eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and
says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first
pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."

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Selected by Jim Griffith.  MAIL your joke to funny{at}netfunny.com.

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