http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050318/80/fehvw.html

This guy should start flying British Airways, I overheard in a pub that
a dispatcher (one of the women who sees you off at the terminal) had a
surprise birthday present for her.

Apparently the family heard her come into the house, and jumped into
the kitchen, shouting surprise! only to see her naked on the floor,
rubbing dog food on her back.

They liked it, not a lot, but they liked it!



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