Here is a piece with a litle Humor. An Investigation of Obama by Lt
Colombo:  :-)  :-)

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Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are
busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very
important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a
minute ok, sir?
See, I have these "missing pieces" that are holding me up, and I was
wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help
me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV
all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know. Is
that painting real, Really, Wow. I saw something like that in a museum
once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just
help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of
your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney
Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island? No, I didn't think so.
. .
Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information. I need to
wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not
available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so
if you could you tell me where these things are? I . . . have them
written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It
was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?

Your Occidental College records
Your Columbia College records
Your Columbia Thesis paper
Your Harvard College records
Your Selective Service Registration
Your medical records
Your Illinois State Senate records
Your Illinois State Senate schedule
Your Law practice client list
A Certified Copy of your original Birth certificate
Your embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth
Your Harvard Law Review articles that were published
Your University of Chicago scholarly articles
Your Record of baptism

Oh hey . . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now?
Tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get
these things together, you know I know you are busy, so I will just
let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. . .
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