G'morn Heather,

 HL>>  - Bagpipe (n) - Put cat under arm, pull legs, chew on tail.
 MM> Heh, heh ... you'd only do that once with our moggy - and
 MM> he'd pretend disinterest as you got used to your new clothes,
 MM> teeth and prosthetic arm...
 HL> Mine would look vaguely around, yowl and wriggle to be down.
 HL> She's never bit or scratched anyone. Too soft.

The dangerous one here is female, has six toes on each paw and 
hates people - the SPCA said she'd been traumatised as a kitten, 
and several years of TLC hasn't rid her of fear of humans.  
Consequently, she (a) is able to shred anything, (b) walk across 
ceilings and (c) admonish bagpipers fearsomely....

But she loves our other cat and being fed...

:-))
 
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