HL>>>  - Bagpipe (n) - Put cat under arm, pull legs, chew on tail.
 MM>> Heh, heh ... you'd only do that once with our moggy - and
 MM>> he'd pretend disinterest as you got used to your new
 MM>> clothes, teeth and prosthetic arm...
 HL>> Mine would look vaguely around, yowl and wriggle to be down.
 HL>> She's never bit or scratched anyone. Too soft.

 MM> The dangerous one here is female, has six toes on each paw
 MM> and hates people - the SPCA said she'd been traumatised as a
 MM> kitten, and several years of TLC hasn't rid her of fear of
 MM> humans. Consequently, she (a) is able to shred anything, (b)
 MM> walk across ceilings and (c) admonish bagpipers
 MM> fearsomely....
 MM> But she loves our other cat and being fed...
 MM> :-))

Mine started off as a vicious kitten, but she soon lost her fear of us
and softened. Now she's an extremely affectionate and well-behaved
little grey moggy.

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