On Sat, 14 Jun 2003 04:31:44 -0400 Karen Rhodes
 writes:
> At 07:40 PM 6/12/2003 -0600, Kestrel wrote:
> 
> >> > > > > > > > >> >> >>
Mary had a little lamb;
> >> > > > > > >> >> >> Its
fleece was white as thread,
> >> > > > > > >> >> >> But now
she takes her lamb to school
> >> > > > > > >> >> >> Between
two slices of bread.
> >> > > > > > >> >> >
> >> > > > > > >> >> >Mary had a little lamb,
> >> > > > > > >> >> >It fell upon the floor,
> >> > > > > > >> >> >And so she
passed her little plate
> >> > > > > > >> >> >And had a little more.
> >> > > > > > >> >> 
> >> > > > > > >> >> Mary had a little lamb,
> >> > > > > > >> >> A little beef, a little ham,
> >> > > > > > >> >> A little pie, a
little cake . . .
> >> > > > > > >> >> Mary had a stomach ache.
> >> > > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > > >> >Mary had a little lamb,
> >> > > > > > >> >It followed her to school,
> >> > > > > > >> >Until a wolf done
caught its scent
> >> > > > > > >> >And ate the silly fool.
> >> > > > > > >> 
> >> > > > > > >> Mary had a little lamb;
> >> > > > > > >> The doctor sat and cried.
> >> > > > > > >> Old MacDonald had a farm;
> >> > > > > > >> The doctor up and died.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > >Mary had a little sheep
> >> > > > > > >And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> >> > > > > > >The sheep turned out to be a ram,
> >> > > > > > >Now Mary has a little lamb.
> >> > > > > > 
> >> > > > > > Mary had a little lamb;
> >> > > > > > His fleece was black as soot.
> >> > > > > > And everywhere that Mary went,
> >> > > > > > His sooty foot he put.
> >> > > > > 
> >> > > > > Mary had a little lamb,
> >> > > > > Llama and lion, too.
> >> > > > > Animal Control took them away --
> >> > > > > She was not zoned for zoo.
> >> > > > 
> >> > > > Mary had a little lamb
> >> > > > and didn't like the fuss
> >> > > > She had to haul him everywhere
> >> > > > because they couldn't take the bus
> >> > > > ===================================
> >> > > > 
> >> > > > Mary had a little pig
> >> > > > and turned it into ham.
> >> > > > Chopping it very fine,
> >> > > > she invented Spam.
> >> > > 
> >> > > Mary had a little Spam
> >> > > she sliced it thin and fried
> >> > > all the animals turned tail to run
> >> > > and for little Porky cried
> >> > > 
> >> > > and when he saw what she had done
> >> > > through eyes round and wide with fear
> >> > > the little lamb packed his bags
> >> > > and booked a flight to Zaire
> >> > > 
> >> > > (which probably wasn't that smart a move)
> >> > > ===================================================
> >> > > 
> >> > > Mary had a little gun,
> >> > > its sound was a loud bark.
> >> > > Mary's in jail now,
> >> > > for shooting in the park.
> >> > 
> >> > And when they hauled her off
> >> > for shooting with much elan
> >> > our Mary defiantly burst:
> >> > "I was aiming for the lamb!"
> >> > 
> >> 
> >> Mary had a little Lamb;
> >> A book of Wordsworth, too.
> >> Coleridge, and Scott, and Burns...
> >> She's an English Maj. at U.
> >> 
> >> trying to bring a little CLASS to the exercise, tygress
> >
> >Russ, I think we've been dissed 
> >and here I was *participatin'* and all... 
> >
> >:)
> >
> >The little lamb looked thoughtful
> >thinking of Mary being at ewe
> >and shook his head in amazement
> >at the things those humans do...
> 
> Mary has a little Braque,
> Picasso, and a Leger.
> She got tired of the English gig;
> She's gone and changed her major.
> 
> Veloci--it's getting weirder and weirder--raptor

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL!!!!

Marie, she had a little lab
And worked there day & night
Which is why, when you pass her grave,
Your Geiger Counter warnings light


[Ok, I'm stretching it -- should spend some more time on that one]
tygress


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