.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears for Jesse James.
. Q\_|_)  --=[ I C E-man's Words Book I June 15, 2003 ]=--
. T> III     Introduction: Important WORDS with MEANINGS.

12 TONE SCALE:
  The Thing The State Police Weigh Your Tractor Trailer Truck With.

42D:
  The Number Of The Breast.

A 440:
  The Highway That Runs Around Nashville.

A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE:
  A Political Controversy Involving The Convictions Of Liberals.

A PROUD PEOPLE:
  Chauvinists You Like.

A-FLAT MINOR:
  Result Of Dropping A Piano Down A Mine.

AARDVARK:
  Strenuous Labor.

ABASH:
  A Great Party.

ABODE:
  A Long Wooden Plank. As In, `Hit Him In Da Haid Wiff Abode.'

ABOMINABLE:
  When The Male Bovine Swallows Dynamite.

ABORTION:
  Love's Labour Lost.

ABSENT:
  1. Exposed To The Attacks Of Friends And Acquaintances; Defamed;
Slandered.
  2. The Notation Generally Following Your Name In A Class Record.

ABSENTEE:
  1. A Missing Golfing Accessory.
  2. A Person With An Income Who Has Had The Forethought To Remove
Himself From The Sphere Of Extraction.

ABSTAINER:
  A Weak Person Who Yields To The Temptation Of Denying Himself A
Pleasure.

ABSURDITY:
  A Statement Or Belief Manifestly Inconsistent With One's Own
Opinion.

ABUNDANCE:
  A Local Hop Usually Staged In A Barn.

ACADEME:
  An Ancient School Where Morality And Philosophy Were Taught.

ACADEMY:
  A Modern School Where Football Is Taught.

ACCIDENT:
  When Presence Of Mind Is Good, But Absence Of Body Is Better.

ACCIDENTALS:
  Wrong Notes

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