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echo: english_tutor
to: Ardith Hinton
from: Alexander Koryagin
date: 2023-11-06 12:25:00
subject: If

Hi, Ardith Hinton! - > Alexander Koryagin
I read your message from 31.10.2023 01:56


 AK>> If you hae nothing to do  - sneeze into ashtray.
 AK>> PS: no article before ashtray? ;-)

 AH> If this is a joke,

You you have a doubt? ;-)

 AH> I'd includ the definite orr indefinite acticle on the assumption
 AH> that such ontainers might  already have some ash in them & your
 AH> next move ould be a visit  to the emergency ward. WRT those who
 AH> feel thereis not enough drrama in their lives I reckon they have
 AH> various other options. :-Q

Yes, we call it jokes. I just decided to check how you see it. There are many such short joke. For instance,

If you have nothing to do it is not the reason to search for a job!

If you stuck in a road jam you can try to sell your car and buy another one closer to the traffic lights.

--I am sad when I have nothing to do in my office! --But when you have a work? --Then I have a heavy depression.


 AH> Adding to hat Anton wrote:: years ago I noticed signs on many buses
 AH> with the wrds "To open dooor, push gate". But we don't usually talk
 AH> that way.

Ok.

Bye, Ardith!
Alexander Koryagin
english_tutor 2023

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