Finally, some definitions that make sense......... 

ADULT: 
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and 
is now growing in the middle. 

BEAUTY PARLOR: 
A place where women curl up and dye. 

CANNIBAL: 
Someone who is fed up with people. 

CHICKENS: 
The only animals you eat before they are born and 
after they are dead. 

COMMITTEE: 
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 

DUST: 
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 

EGOTIST: 
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 

HANDKERCHIEF: 
Cold Storage. 

INFLATION: 
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 

MOSQUITO: 
An insect that makes you like flies better. 

RAISIN: 
Grape with a sunburn. 

SECRET: 
Something you tell to one person at a time. 

SKELETON: 
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 

TOOTHACHE: 
The pain that drives you to extraction. 

TOMORROW: 
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 

YAWN: 
An honest opinion openly expressed. 

WRINKLES: 
Something other people have. 
(You have character lines.)



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