> 
> > > > > >> >> >> Mary had a little lamb;
> > > >> >> >> Its fleece was white as thread,
> > > >> >> >> But now she takes her lamb to school
> > > >> >> >> Between two slices of bread.
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> >Mary had a little lamb,
> > > >> >> >It fell upon the floor,
> > > >> >> >And so she passed her little plate
> > > >> >> >And had a little more.
> > > >> >> 
> > > >> >> Mary had a little lamb,
> > > >> >> A little beef, a little ham,
> > > >> >> A little pie, a little cake . . .
> > > >> >> Mary had a stomach ache.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Mary had a little lamb,
> > > >> >It followed her to school,
> > > >> >Until a wolf done caught its scent
> > > >> >And ate the silly fool.
> > > >> 
> > > >> Mary had a little lamb;
> > > >> The doctor sat and cried.
> > > >> Old MacDonald had a farm;
> > > >> The doctor up and died.
> > > >
> > > >Mary had a little sheep
> > > >And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> > > >The sheep turned out to be a ram,
> > > >Now Mary has a little lamb.
> > > 
> > > Mary had a little lamb;
> > > His fleece was black as soot.
> > > And everywhere that Mary went,
> > > His sooty foot he put.
> > 
> > Mary had a little lamb,
> > Llama and lion, too.
> > Animal Control took them away --
> > She was not zoned for zoo.
> 
> Mary had a little lamb
> and didn't like the fuss
> She had to haul him everywhere
> because they couldn't take the bus
> ===================================
> 
> Mary had a little pig
> and turned it into ham.
> Chopping it very fine,
> she invented Spam.

Mary had a little Spam
she sliced it thin and fried
all the animals turned tail to run
and for little Porky cried

and when he saw what she had done
through eyes round and wide with fear
the little lamb packed his bags
and booked a flight to Zaire

(which probably wasn't that smart a move)
===================================================

Mary had a little gun,
its sound was a loud bark.
Mary's in jail now,
for shooting in the park.


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