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echo: r_catholic
to: duke
from: Rudy Canoza
date: 2007-03-27 14:27:20
subject: Re: Question for duke: Why does god hate amputees? (Re: Contraception:

From: "Rudy Canoza" 

On Mar 27, 3:25 am, duke  wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:10:50 GMT, Rudy Canoza
 wrote:
> >>>>> ·  Duke -- I prayed like hell for a Porche 911
and I'm still drivin' a
'73
> >>>>> Dodge van.  When can I expect delivery ?
> >>>> Did you ask for the Porche 911 in the name of Jesus?
> >>> ·  Damn right, Duke.
> >> No, you didn't.  If you had, and you needed the Porche, you would have
gotten
> >> it.
> >Really?  Then why has god *never*, not once in the
> >history of the universe, ever granted an amputee's
> >heartfelt, sincere prayers to get his limb(s) back?
>
> God always answers our prayers, we just don't always get what we ask for.
God
> knows better what we need than we do.

That's a dodge, duck - a cheap, shitty dodge.  Why hasn't god ever felt
that an amputee has needed to be made whole again, duck?


> >It's never happened, ever.  People are (allegedly)
> >cured of cancer, MS, brain injuries, rabies, and lots
> >of other diseases as a result of prayer, but *NEVER*
> >amputees?  Why is that, duke?
>
> Of course there have been.

No, there haven't been, duck.  Stop lying.  "god" doesn't like liars.


> >Do you mean to tell me
> >that *EVERY* amputee who ever prayed to get his limbs
> >back just didn't pray hard enough, or that not enough
> >other people prayed on his behalf?  EVERY GOD DAMNED
> >ONE, duke?
>
> How many amputees prayed to God to get his limb *back*?

Lots, duck.  NONE has ever been made whole again.

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