At 11:26 AM 6/14/2003 -0500, Gumbie Tygress wrote:
 
>> >> > > > > > > > >> >>
>> Mary had a little lamb;
>> >> > > > > > >> >> >> Its
fleece was white as thread,
>> >> > > > > > >> >> >> But
now she takes her lamb to school
>> >> > > > > > >> >> >>
Between two slices of bread.
>> >> > > > > > >> >> >
>> >> > > > > > >> >> >Mary had a
little lamb,
>> >> > > > > > >> >> >It fell
upon the floor,
>> >> > > > > > >> >> >And so she
passed her little plate
>> >> > > > > > >> >> >And had a
little more.
>> >> > > > > > >> >> 
>> >> > > > > > >> >> Mary had a little lamb,
>> >> > > > > > >> >> A little beef,
a little ham,
>> >> > > > > > >> >> A little pie,
a little cake . . .
>> >> > > > > > >> >> Mary had a stomach ache.
>> >> > > > > > >> >
>> >> > > > > > >> >Mary had a little lamb,
>> >> > > > > > >> >It followed her to school,
>> >> > > > > > >> >Until a wolf done
caught its scent
>> >> > > > > > >> >And ate the silly fool.
>> >> > > > > > >> 
>> >> > > > > > >> Mary had a little lamb;
>> >> > > > > > >> The doctor sat and cried.
>> >> > > > > > >> Old MacDonald had a farm;
>> >> > > > > > >> The doctor up and died.
>> >> > > > > > >
>> >> > > > > > >Mary had a little sheep
>> >> > > > > > >And with the sheep she went to sleep.
>> >> > > > > > >The sheep turned out to be a ram,
>> >> > > > > > >Now Mary has a little lamb.
>> >> > > > > > 
>> >> > > > > > Mary had a little lamb;
>> >> > > > > > His fleece was black as soot.
>> >> > > > > > And everywhere that Mary went,
>> >> > > > > > His sooty foot he put.
>> >> > > > > 
>> >> > > > > Mary had a little lamb,
>> >> > > > > Llama and lion, too.
>> >> > > > > Animal Control took them away --
>> >> > > > > She was not zoned for zoo.
>> >> > > > 
>> >> > > > Mary had a little lamb
>> >> > > > and didn't like the fuss
>> >> > > > She had to haul him everywhere
>> >> > > > because they couldn't take the bus
>> >> > > > ===================================
>> >> > > > 
>> >> > > > Mary had a little pig
>> >> > > > and turned it into ham.
>> >> > > > Chopping it very fine,
>> >> > > > she invented Spam.
>> >> > > 
>> >> > > Mary had a little Spam
>> >> > > she sliced it thin and fried
>> >> > > all the animals turned tail to run
>> >> > > and for little Porky cried
>> >> > > 
>> >> > > and when he saw what she had done
>> >> > > through eyes round and wide with fear
>> >> > > the little lamb packed his bags
>> >> > > and booked a flight to Zaire
>> >> > > 
>> >> > > (which probably wasn't that smart a move)
>> >> > > ===================================================
>> >> > > 
>> >> > > Mary had a little gun,
>> >> > > its sound was a loud bark.
>> >> > > Mary's in jail now,
>> >> > > for shooting in the park.
>> >> > 
>> >> > And when they hauled her off
>> >> > for shooting with much elan
>> >> > our Mary defiantly burst:
>> >> > "I was aiming for the lamb!"
>> >> > 
>> >> 
>> >> Mary had a little Lamb;
>> >> A book of Wordsworth, too.
>> >> Coleridge, and Scott, and Burns...
>> >> She's an English Maj. at U.

>> >
>> >The little lamb looked thoughtful
>> >thinking of Mary being at ewe
>> >and shook his head in amazement
>> >at the things those humans do...
>> 
>> Mary has a little Braque,
>> Picasso, and a Leger.
>> She got tired of the English gig;
>> She's gone and changed her major.
>> 
>> Veloci--it's getting weirder and weirder--raptor
>
>LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL!!!!
>
>Marie, she had a little lab
>And worked there day & night
>Which is why, when you pass her grave,
>Your Geiger Counter warnings light
>

Heeheehee!  That's a good one.

Mary had a little lamb
With a scar on its midsection.
She'd rescued it from the college lab
Where they practice vivisection.

>[Ok, I'm stretching it -- should spend some more time on that one]
>tygress

Veloci--hey, it's all off the cuff--raptor


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