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> > > > > > > > >> >> >> Mary had a little lamb; > > > > > > >> >> >> Its fleece was white as thread, > > > > > > >> >> >> But now she takes her lamb to school > > > > > > >> >> >> Between two slices of bread. > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> >Mary had a little lamb, > > > > > > >> >> >It fell upon the floor, > > > > > > >> >> >And so she passed her little plate > > > > > > >> >> >And had a little more. > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> Mary had a little lamb, > > > > > > >> >> A little beef, a little ham, > > > > > > >> >> A little pie, a little cake . . . > > > > > > >> >> Mary had a stomach ache. > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > >> >Mary had a little lamb, > > > > > > >> >It followed her to school, > > > > > > >> >Until a wolf done caught its scent > > > > > > >> >And ate the silly fool. > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> Mary had a little lamb; > > > > > > >> The doctor sat and cried. > > > > > > >> Old MacDonald had a farm; > > > > > > >> The doctor up and died. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Mary had a little sheep > > > > > > >And with the sheep she went to sleep. > > > > > > >The sheep turned out to be a ram, > > > > > > >Now Mary has a little lamb. > > > > > > > > > > > > Mary had a little lamb; > > > > > > His fleece was black as soot. > > > > > > And everywhere that Mary went, > > > > > > His sooty foot he put. > > > > > > > > > > Mary had a little lamb, > > > > > Llama and lion, too. > > > > > Animal Control took them away -- > > > > > She was not zoned for zoo. > > > > > > > > Mary had a little lamb > > > > and didn't like the fuss > > > > She had to haul him everywhere > > > > because they couldn't take the bus > > > > =================================== > > > > > > > > Mary had a little pig > > > > and turned it into ham. > > > > Chopping it very fine, > > > > she invented Spam. > > > > > > Mary had a little Spam > > > she sliced it thin and fried > > > all the animals turned tail to run > > > and for little Porky cried > > > > > > and when he saw what she had done > > > through eyes round and wide with fear > > > the little lamb packed his bags > > > and booked a flight to Zaire > > > > > > (which probably wasn't that smart a move) > > > =================================================== > > > > > > Mary had a little gun, > > > its sound was a loud bark. > > > Mary's in jail now, > > > for shooting in the park. > > > > And when they hauled her off > > for shooting with much elan > > our Mary defiantly burst: > > "I was aiming for the lamb!" > > > > Mary had a little Lamb; > A book of Wordsworth, too. > Coleridge, and Scott, and Burns... > She's an English Maj. at U. > > trying to bring a little CLASS to the exercise, tygress Russ, I think we've been dissed and here I was *participatin'* and all... :) The little lamb looked thoughtful thinking of Mary being at ewe and shook his head in amazement at the things those humans do... --- Rachel's Little NET2FIDO Gate v 0.9.9.8 Alpha* Origin: Rachel's Experimental Echo Gate (1:135/907.17) SEEN-BY: 633/267 270 @PATH: 135/907 123/500 106/2000 633/267 |
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