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echo: r_catholic
to: stumper
from: Smiler
date: 2007-03-28 01:49:10
subject: TQOTM Nomination. Was Re: Question for duke: Why does god hate amputees

From: "Smiler" 


"stumper"  wrote in message
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> Rudy Canoza wrote:
>> On Mar 27, 3:25 am, duke  wrote:
>>> On Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:10:50 GMT, Rudy Canoza

>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> ·  Duke -- I prayed like hell for a Porche
911 and I'm still
>>>>>>>> drivin' a '73
>>>>>>>> Dodge van.  When can I expect delivery ?
>>>>>>> Did you ask for the Porche 911 in the name of Jesus?
>>>>>> ·  Damn right, Duke.
>>>>> No, you didn't.  If you had, and you needed the
Porche, you would have
>>>>> gotten
>>>>> it.
>>>> Really?  Then why has god *never*, not once in the
>>>> history of the universe, ever granted an amputee's
>>>> heartfelt, sincere prayers to get his limb(s) back?
>>> God always answers our prayers, we just don't always get what we ask
>>> for.  God
>>> knows better what we need than we do.
>>
>> That's a dodge, duck - a cheap, shitty dodge.  Why hasn't god ever
>> felt that an amputee has needed to be made whole again, duck?
>>
>>
>>>> It's never happened, ever.  People are (allegedly)
>>>> cured of cancer, MS, brain injuries, rabies, and lots
>>>> of other diseases as a result of prayer, but *NEVER*
>>>> amputees?  Why is that, duke?
>>> Of course there have been.
>>
>> No, there haven't been, duck.  Stop lying.  "god"
doesn't like liars.
>>
>>
>>>> Do you mean to tell me
>>>> that *EVERY* amputee who ever prayed to get his limbs
>>>> back just didn't pray hard enough, or that not enough
>>>> other people prayed on his behalf?  EVERY GOD DAMNED
>>>> ONE, duke?
>>> How many amputees prayed to God to get his limb *back*?
>>
>> Lots, duck.  NONE has ever been made whole again.
>>
>
>
> You don't have to believe in miracles to believe in God.


> Strange it might sound, God does not have to be theistic.
> God is bigger than that.


Seconds, anyone?

Smiler,
The godless one

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