> > > > > > >> >> >> Mary had a little lamb;
> > > > >> >> >> Its fleece was white as thread,
> > > > >> >> >> But now she takes her lamb to school
> > > > >> >> >> Between two slices of bread.
> > > > >> >> >
> > > > >> >> >Mary had a little lamb,
> > > > >> >> >It fell upon the floor,
> > > > >> >> >And so she passed her little plate
> > > > >> >> >And had a little more.
> > > > >> >> 
> > > > >> >> Mary had a little lamb,
> > > > >> >> A little beef, a little ham,
> > > > >> >> A little pie, a little cake . . .
> > > > >> >> Mary had a stomach ache.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> >Mary had a little lamb,
> > > > >> >It followed her to school,
> > > > >> >Until a wolf done caught its scent
> > > > >> >And ate the silly fool.
> > > > >> 
> > > > >> Mary had a little lamb;
> > > > >> The doctor sat and cried.
> > > > >> Old MacDonald had a farm;
> > > > >> The doctor up and died.
> > > > >
> > > > >Mary had a little sheep
> > > > >And with the sheep she went to sleep.
> > > > >The sheep turned out to be a ram,
> > > > >Now Mary has a little lamb.
> > > > 
> > > > Mary had a little lamb;
> > > > His fleece was black as soot.
> > > > And everywhere that Mary went,
> > > > His sooty foot he put.
> > > 
> > > Mary had a little lamb,
> > > Llama and lion, too.
> > > Animal Control took them away --
> > > She was not zoned for zoo.
> > 
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > and didn't like the fuss
> > She had to haul him everywhere
> > because they couldn't take the bus
> > ===================================
> > 
> > Mary had a little pig
> > and turned it into ham.
> > Chopping it very fine,
> > she invented Spam.
> 
> Mary had a little Spam
> she sliced it thin and fried
> all the animals turned tail to run
> and for little Porky cried
> 
> and when he saw what she had done
> through eyes round and wide with fear
> the little lamb packed his bags
> and booked a flight to Zaire
> 
> (which probably wasn't that smart a move)
> ===================================================
> 
> Mary had a little gun,
> its sound was a loud bark.
> Mary's in jail now,
> for shooting in the park.

And when they hauled her off
for shooting with much elan
our Mary defiantly burst:
"I was aiming for the lamb!"



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