G'day Miles,

16-Apr-03 05:05:02, Miles Maxted wrote to All
     Subject: Comical Microsoft Ali...

 MM> G'morning all,

 MM> Here's a news release from Redmond, Washington, which seems fit to
 MM> share...

 MM> In the latest press conference regarding the security issues
 MM> surrounding Windows XP, newly-hired Microsoft spokesman Muhammed
 MM> Saeed al-Sahhaf, reiterated that all security issues have been
 MM> satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday:

 MM> "Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world.  The Linux
 MM> infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they
 MM> boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP (R) has security holes.  The
 MM> holes are in their dead, rotting corpses.  Windows XP has no
 MM> faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most high.  I
 MM> know because I tell the truth"

 MM> I'd wondered how he'd got on....
Come with me to the Casbah!!!! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Tony.





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