> > some co-workers and I were speculating on the likelihood that Al Qaeda
has
> > infiltrated the prairie dog community, and had recruited some members
for
> > their weapons of mass rodentia program, or the ratalogical warfare
scenario,
> > and are just waiting for Bush to show up in Crawford again... get out
there
> > on the range where they'd be lurking mencingly in their fur coats
waiting
> > for their moment to strike...
>
> Wouldn't it take less effort to make a hole for Shrub's horse to break a
leg
> in whilst at full gallop?  Wait, I think I'm being practical again.  I
hate
> when I do that.

See, the problem is that Texas is BIG. I mean, really really big. The
prairie dogs hae been mobilized for a long time, and they've been digging
themselves senseless for generations, but it's still quite possible to ride
across Texas and never see a prairie dog or come within miles of a prairie
dog hole -- so obviously they had to escalate. But the time will come... the
prairie dogs will rise up in number, pointy teeth bared, monkeypox
weaponized, and they will stike... with small, but sharp, claws, and they
will come... oh yes.... they will come....

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