On Sun, 4 Mar 2001 21:50:35 +0100, "FJ"
wrote:
>*shrug*
>
>A guy's gotta start somewhere...
Self administered injections are always the most
painful, wouldn't you agree? `, )
he, he, he, I think I shall enjoy ripping you apart.
>[groupline filler flushed.]
Oh now don't leave everyone else out of the fun, that's quite rude of
you.
>> >Please reread your statement, my response and then your reply. Diazepam
>> >may help take the edge off.
>> You really should throw away those unused prescriptions of yours,
>> rather than try and hand them out on Usenet like candy.
>IKYABWAI
Oh no, please don't accuse me of IKY's, that's just too much flamage
for me to handle.
>[Aside: Who *is* this newbie anyway?]
ROTFLMAO... `, D
Newbie bandwagon humpers like you always make for good entertainment.
>> >> >Any idea just what grasping at straws sounds like?
>> >> Probably it sounds like you when you accuse someone of grasping at
>> >> straws, tu quo, that sort of thing, you know.
>> >IKYABWAI.
>> IKY lame, can we expect any less from you?
>Can anyone expect any *more* from you?
If you want real flames you're going to have to prove that you're
actually worthy of them. At this point you're nothing more than a rat
in my circle maze. I'll give you a good run around and then you can
decided whether you want to run away and cower from me, or you can
choose to be one of my pathetic obsessives. Either way is fine with
me, I will always get what I want.
>> >> >> unfortunetley
>> >> >Huh?
>> >> Sorry I won't use words with more than two syllables from now on, I
>> >> realize just how confusing that can be for you. Oh damn, there I went
>> >> and did it again. Oh well, I guess I just can't think down to your
>> >> level, huh?
>> >Or spell up to it.
>> Autoflame grade: A+
>Unfortunetley (sic), you are sadly mistaken.
How so? Surely you can actually back up your lame attempts, can't ya
Cupcake?
>> You make this far too easy little one.
>Easy for whom? *snicker*
Oh I always support making things easier for my targets, it's more fun
that way. I'm constantly giving you little bandwagon humpers fodder
for yer lame cannons, too bad you never seem to be able to use it in
an effective way.
>> >> I included so many cross over hatterisms you'd have to be a fuckin
>> >> idiot to not be able to tell it was me by the first post.
>> >What's a "cross over hatterism"?
>> Do I look like the American educational system? Here to hand out
>> knowledge on a big silver platter with a giant red bow tied across it.
>> Of course not.
>Do you "spice" up your ramblings with arcane or made-up terminology to sound
>more interesting than you could possibly be or is it just a vain attempt to
>mask your genetic disposition towards sub optimal performance?
What is it with you and pastels?
>> >> I'll tie a big juicy piece of shit on a string and stick it out in
>> >> front of you, that should keep you replying for days on end.
>> >It would make me wonder why you'd toy with shit.
>> Autoflame grade: A+
>Might be... if it hadn't been for your mention of tying shit on a string and
>all.
Nero fiddled while Rome burned, you're not much better.
>Go on then, attempt to spin it:
I don't need to defend my flames in your court of lameness &
stupidity. See little one, I know I'm right, and that's all that
really matters. You are nothing but a pathetic little moron who will
be dead in less than 50 years. Your entire being is quite
inconsequential. However I might be able to make use of you, we'll
just have to see.
>> >> Is it just me or is alt.(f)lame's word of the week "flailing"? I mean
>> >> I think I've seen about a dozen (f)lamers using that with some degree
>> >> of frequency over the past few days.
>> >Haven't read 'em.
>> Perhaps because you've plonked everybody out of sexual frustration.
>"Plonking someone out of sexual frustration"?
>
>No, this really doesn't compute.
Well I guess unlike him you're not looking for love in AF. As for it
not computing, well, perhaps you should open the pod bay doors Hal and
see if you can't get a little sunshine to blast in through that little
head of yers.
>> Didn't anybody tell you that af isn't a personals group?
>Didn't anybody tell *you* that alt.flame is a flaming group?
AF is whatever I make it, and right now, it's simple an x-post garbage
group.
>> >I couldn't possibly care what you claim to have done to others, nor do I
>> >feel the need to avenge them. Show *Me* what you can do. Besides
>> >bluster, that is.
>> Well I've thrown you into a posting paroxysm, I'd say that counts for
>> Champagne on ice.
>Idiot.
Uh oh, looks like my new little pressure kooker is gettin all steamy.
But you know, if you don't stop fucking up I'm going to shove a
Bizantine Spire up your ass. I think maybe you could use a little
motivation.
>> >Fuck it. Point made. Do your damage, show me that you're a bad ass.
>> Oh now don't get snippety.
>Put up or shut up, chump.
So says the pathetic squirt of vaginal discharge.
>> >Throw a bot at me. Fucking do something besides babble.
>> That'd require you to be able to comprehend intelligent conversation
>> as something more than babble. I'm afraid yer limited vocabulary is
>> really getting in your way though.
>The bot likes to babble, methinks. *snicker*
>> > I've no idea
>> >who AHM are, so post prrof.
>> I'm sorry, how long have you been in AF, newbie?
>And *you* are?
Better than you bandwagon humper. He, he, he, you must be pretty
fuckin retarded though if you don't know who I am. Seeing as how yer
news reader is Outlook though I guess it's not much of a surprise that
you're a pathetic litle know nothing.
>> >Look, in all seriousness, we already have James Koput. We don't need
>> >another poster who makes really big threats, only to continue those
>> >threats when challenged. I've challenged your manhood, I've asked you
>> >to do your worst, and you've done nothing but repeat yourself, amke
>> >veiled threats or steal my flames. I am almost positive that I was
>> >right when I killfiled you the first time.
>> Oh you were, that was the smart thing to do, but then you fucked up.
>> See Stupid, like I said, I'm a troll, and nothing pleases me more than
>> feeding of your limited little mind. So now you have a choice, try
>> and get back at me for what I've already taken from you....or run.
>> Swallow yer pride, cut fate, move on, and hope you're never stupid
>> enough to start responding to me again. `, )
>Personally, I blame O'Nil for starting this "I was only trolling" trend,
>after being exposed as a clueless, lameass newbie.
I'll give you power if you kill your friends you know. `, )
>Well, newbie, *are* you interesting prey or should I just killfile you?
You know you started out with nothing, and guess what? You still have
most of it.
-Mad Hatter
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