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from: John Kimball
date: 2004-03-20 16:55:05
subject: Re: Ah, the quiet.:)

Raoul Xemblonsky III wrote:
> John Kimball  wrote in 
> :
> 
> 
>>Raoul Xemblonsky III wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Wanderer  wrote in 
>>>:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Bryan "SMASH" Manternach"  wrote in message
>>>>news:Ef32c.17$_9.1307@chrome-fe.eng.netapp.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Wanderer wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Well, while our resident evils are off attempting to terrorize
>>>>>>alt.fan.furry, anyone else want to talk werewolves?:)
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>It's useNet.  If you can scream to me over the noise, ya, let's talk.
>>>>
>>>>So I see.:/  Who let Xemblonsky out?
>>>>
>>>
>>>Don't you have some cars to chase, were puppy?
>>>BTW, does mommy know you tore up the couch while pee-shifting?
>>>BAD DOGGIE!!!!111!!!!
>>
>>
>>Pretty lame 'ole son. Isn't it time for you to hang it up?
>>
>>
> 
> I'm having fun, you?
> :)
> 
> 

There is that. I have to show  up once in a while to put hatter and 
Woger in their place.

-- 
Uhhhhhh, yeah, I'm calling you about giving you a dick sucking
and all that..." Woger Wiseman blows his heterosexual cover and
admits his desire for the Jesus cock in afcbck$j0546@pita.alt.net


"Never attened any schools int he West Virginia school system."
Roger Wiseman  Finally comes clean about his lack of
education in Message-ID: 

"Quit whining you stutrtering pedophile."
Roger Wiseman  steps on his dick and validates
Freudian theory long after Sigmund's death, in Message ID:


"Dr. Seuess is above your reading level."
Roger Wiseman, Rhodes Scholar, blows his cover
in Message-ID: 

"What's "incase," you uttley ignorant fuckwit?
Don't you mean "in case"? You don't know what words mena, do you?
Or is that beacuse your head is "encased" in cement?"
Uttley  ignorant fuckwit Roger Wiseman  wins the
trifecta and doesn't know what words mena  beacuse  his head
is encased in cement in Message-ID: 

"Don't bring a knife to a gun fights you illarate fuck!"
Woger explains his battle plan in        ^^^^^^^
9ujg6$hpa$@dosa.alt.net

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Several months latter Woger returns home to West Vagina. His mother,
horny and lonely as hell greets him at the door in nothing but a smile
and a paper bag (over her head). They of course have sex. As the night
continues Woger finds that try as he might, his dick will only get hard
with Mommie on top! The next day Woger goes and sees the local doctor
(who is actually only a vet). The doctor checks Woger out throughly,
giving him a prostrate exam (Woger vaguely wonders why  both hands are
on his shoulders during this procedure). After it is over the doc is
smoking a cigarette and looking happy. Woger get's a little frustrated
and asks the doc, "Goddamn it doctor what's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well Wiseman, it is pretty clear. The only way you can
   fuck is up!"

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