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echo: anything_goes
to: George Pope
from: Bo Simonsen
date: 2003-09-13 17:39:14
subject: FUNNY (was: Hi from Phoenix, Arizona)

Hello George!

08 Sep 03 11:35, you wrote to me:
 BS>  GP>> Give it a try!  Translating from what language to English?

 BS>> Danish, it's a langauge familiar to German. It's spoken in
 BS>> Denmark, north part of Europe, scandinavia.

 GP> Oh, I know where Danish is spoken! :)  (had a Danish neighbour once,
 GP> who filled me in on the country! (or at least HIS
 GP> viewpoint/experience!) like how sex is quite casual -- with a couple
 GP> passing on the sidewalk and quite comfortably do a pickup and head
 GP> over to the bushes, or a hotel room. . .

Haha! Do you believe all in Denmark is doing it, in that way? I did never
see a couple which were having intercourse in that way.

 BS>  GP>> Good for you -- it's recommended that you read a full 1,275
 BS>> messages
 BS>  GP>> over a period over at least 12.75 weeks before breaking out
 BS>  GP>> of
 BS>> lurk
 BS>  GP>> mode & posting (AFTER you've sent the money in for your
 BS>  GP>> Phunny Papers ) *LOL* (Yup, I'm an alumnus of
the echo!)
 BS>>
 BS>> Heh :) It's good to have a echo, where you just can turn your
 BS>> mind off ;)

 GP> Okay, yup, you've been reading the echo, then!  If you don't turn your
 GP> mind off before you start reading, it'll be off soon enough anyway!
 GP> *LOL*

Haha, that's right :)

 BS>  BS>  GP>>> Vancouver, British Columbia Humour
 BS>  BS>>>
 BS>  BS>>> Damn you must be freezing :)
 BS>>
 BS>  GP>> Why?
 BS>>
 BS>> I thought british colombia was a very cold place, but yesterday I
 BS>> looked at the map and noticed that Vancoucer was very close to
 BS>> Seattle, and there is not so cold :-)

 GP> It's amazing -- people IN Seattle assume that we in Vancouver live in
 GP> igloos (ice houses) all year 'round! :|

Is there 100 miles or something? Quite wierd that country borders can mean
so mutch.. :/

 BS>  GP>> It's been in the upper 20's most of the summer (that's
 BS>  GP>> Celcius,
 BS>> of
 BS>  GP>> course!)
 BS>>
 BS>> That's nice, it has been about 30 degrees here.

 GP> We've had some days in the 30's, too, this summer!

Did you live in the 30's? 

 GP> Of course, I believe YOU are farther north than I am! (I'm about the
 GP> 48th parallel)

I believe too.. I'm 55 degrees..

 BS>  GP>> Have you ever told me where that is? I might have some. . .
 BS>  GP>> :)
 BS>>
 BS>> Roennede, Denmark, I'm living in the south part of Denmark, we
 BS>> got a very nice wheather here in the summer :)

 GP> Nothing currently, so hunting some up. . .

 GP> Here's one FROM Denmark (albeit in English!) :)

Okay

 GP> (and one in Danish ("danski"?) :)

Dansk! :)

 GP> 1 The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother
 GP>  on her first visit home since starting college.
 GP> "Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed.
 GP> "I lost my virginity last weekend."
 GP> "I'm not surprised," said her mother.
 GP> "It was bound to happen sooner or later.
 GP> I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience."
 GP> "Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked.
 GP> "The first eight guys felt great,
 GP> but after them my pussy got real sore."

Was she blond? We love to make jokes of blond girls ;)

 GP> Kurt, hvorfor var du her ikke i sidste matematiktime ?
 GP>  - Hvis jeg havde vidst, at det var den sidste, s{at}? ville jeg have
 GP> været her !

He! :) Do we need to translate?

 BS>> Gotta try then I hear some good ones :) Us danes like the tell
 BS>> stupid jokes about Blond girls :)
 BS>>
 BS>> Q: "How can you see that a Blond has been using the computer"
 BS>> A: "There is lipstick on a Joystick" :)

 GP> Oh, I have lots of those!

 GP> Yours isn't technically a "blonde"joke -- it's a
"slut" joke (aka
 GP> "Sorority Girl Joke" aka "Surrey Girl Joke") :)

Slut = A woman who fucks everyone, just without money (slut vs. whore).?

 GP> Blondes are more known for their lack of mental prowess!
 GP> ie:

 GP> Q: How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer?
 GP> A: There's Whiteout on the screen!

OH yes :) I know what too.

 GP> Q2: How can you tell when a SECOND blonde has been using your
 GP> computer? A2: There's writing on the Whiteout!

Hahah! :) Didn't heard that.

 GP> Ask me how to connect with me in any of 5 different Instant Messengers

How? ;)

Regards,
Bo

... The important thing is not to stop questioning. ð- Albert Einstein
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