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Hello George!
08 Sep 03 11:35, you wrote to me:
BS> GP>> Give it a try! Translating from what language to English?
BS>> Danish, it's a langauge familiar to German. It's spoken in
BS>> Denmark, north part of Europe, scandinavia.
GP> Oh, I know where Danish is spoken! :) (had a Danish neighbour once,
GP> who filled me in on the country! (or at least HIS
GP> viewpoint/experience!) like how sex is quite casual -- with a couple
GP> passing on the sidewalk and quite comfortably do a pickup and head
GP> over to the bushes, or a hotel room. . .
Haha! Do you believe all in Denmark is doing it, in that way? I did never
see a couple which were having intercourse in that way.
BS> GP>> Good for you -- it's recommended that you read a full 1,275
BS>> messages
BS> GP>> over a period over at least 12.75 weeks before breaking out
BS> GP>> of
BS>> lurk
BS> GP>> mode & posting (AFTER you've sent the money in for your
BS> GP>> Phunny Papers ) *LOL* (Yup, I'm an alumnus of
the echo!)
BS>>
BS>> Heh :) It's good to have a echo, where you just can turn your
BS>> mind off ;)
GP> Okay, yup, you've been reading the echo, then! If you don't turn your
GP> mind off before you start reading, it'll be off soon enough anyway!
GP> *LOL*
Haha, that's right :)
BS> BS> GP>>> Vancouver, British Columbia Humour
BS> BS>>>
BS> BS>>> Damn you must be freezing :)
BS>>
BS> GP>> Why?
BS>>
BS>> I thought british colombia was a very cold place, but yesterday I
BS>> looked at the map and noticed that Vancoucer was very close to
BS>> Seattle, and there is not so cold :-)
GP> It's amazing -- people IN Seattle assume that we in Vancouver live in
GP> igloos (ice houses) all year 'round! :|
Is there 100 miles or something? Quite wierd that country borders can mean
so mutch.. :/
BS> GP>> It's been in the upper 20's most of the summer (that's
BS> GP>> Celcius,
BS>> of
BS> GP>> course!)
BS>>
BS>> That's nice, it has been about 30 degrees here.
GP> We've had some days in the 30's, too, this summer!
Did you live in the 30's?
GP> Of course, I believe YOU are farther north than I am! (I'm about the
GP> 48th parallel)
I believe too.. I'm 55 degrees..
BS> GP>> Have you ever told me where that is? I might have some. . .
BS> GP>> :)
BS>>
BS>> Roennede, Denmark, I'm living in the south part of Denmark, we
BS>> got a very nice wheather here in the summer :)
GP> Nothing currently, so hunting some up. . .
GP> Here's one FROM Denmark (albeit in English!) :)
Okay
GP> (and one in Danish ("danski"?) :)
Dansk! :)
GP> 1 The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother
GP> on her first visit home since starting college.
GP> "Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed.
GP> "I lost my virginity last weekend."
GP> "I'm not surprised," said her mother.
GP> "It was bound to happen sooner or later.
GP> I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience."
GP> "Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked.
GP> "The first eight guys felt great,
GP> but after them my pussy got real sore."
Was she blond? We love to make jokes of blond girls ;)
GP> Kurt, hvorfor var du her ikke i sidste matematiktime ?
GP> - Hvis jeg havde vidst, at det var den sidste, s{at}? ville jeg have
GP> været her !
He! :) Do we need to translate?
BS>> Gotta try then I hear some good ones :) Us danes like the tell
BS>> stupid jokes about Blond girls :)
BS>>
BS>> Q: "How can you see that a Blond has been using the computer"
BS>> A: "There is lipstick on a Joystick" :)
GP> Oh, I have lots of those!
GP> Yours isn't technically a "blonde"joke -- it's a
"slut" joke (aka
GP> "Sorority Girl Joke" aka "Surrey Girl Joke") :)
Slut = A woman who fucks everyone, just without money (slut vs. whore).?
GP> Blondes are more known for their lack of mental prowess!
GP> ie:
GP> Q: How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer?
GP> A: There's Whiteout on the screen!
OH yes :) I know what too.
GP> Q2: How can you tell when a SECOND blonde has been using your
GP> computer? A2: There's writing on the Whiteout!
Hahah! :) Didn't heard that.
GP> Ask me how to connect with me in any of 5 different Instant Messengers
How? ;)
Regards,
Bo
... The important thing is not to stop questioning. ð- Albert Einstein
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