At 08:54 AM 6/13/2003 -0500, Waterweasel wrote:
>
>> > > > > > > > > >> >> >>
Mary had a little lamb;
>> > > > > > > >> >> >> Its
fleece was white as thread,
>> > > > > > > >> >> >> But now
she takes her lamb to school
>> > > > > > > >> >> >> Between
two slices of bread.
>> > > > > > > >> >> >
>> > > > > > > >> >> >Mary had a little lamb,
>> > > > > > > >> >> >It fell upon the floor,
>> > > > > > > >> >> >And so she
passed her little plate
>> > > > > > > >> >> >And had a little more.
>> > > > > > > >> >> 
>> > > > > > > >> >> Mary had a little lamb,
>> > > > > > > >> >> A little beef, a little ham,
>> > > > > > > >> >> A little pie, a
little cake . . .
>> > > > > > > >> >> Mary had a stomach ache.
>> > > > > > > >> >
>> > > > > > > >> >Mary had a little lamb,
>> > > > > > > >> >It followed her to school,
>> > > > > > > >> >Until a wolf done
caught its scent
>> > > > > > > >> >And ate the silly fool.
>> > > > > > > >> 
>> > > > > > > >> Mary had a little lamb;
>> > > > > > > >> The doctor sat and cried.
>> > > > > > > >> Old MacDonald had a farm;
>> > > > > > > >> The doctor up and died.
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > >Mary had a little sheep
>> > > > > > > >And with the sheep she went to sleep.
>> > > > > > > >The sheep turned out to be a ram,
>> > > > > > > >Now Mary has a little lamb.
>> > > > > > > 
>> > > > > > > Mary had a little lamb;
>> > > > > > > His fleece was black as soot.
>> > > > > > > And everywhere that Mary went,
>> > > > > > > His sooty foot he put.
>> > > > > > 
>> > > > > > Mary had a little lamb,
>> > > > > > Llama and lion, too.
>> > > > > > Animal Control took them away --
>> > > > > > She was not zoned for zoo.
>> > > > > 
>> > > > > Mary had a little lamb
>> > > > > and didn't like the fuss
>> > > > > She had to haul him everywhere
>> > > > > because they couldn't take the bus
>> > > > > ===================================
>> > > > > 
>> > > > > Mary had a little pig
>> > > > > and turned it into ham.
>> > > > > Chopping it very fine,
>> > > > > she invented Spam.
>> > > > 
>> > > > Mary had a little Spam
>> > > > she sliced it thin and fried
>> > > > all the animals turned tail to run
>> > > > and for little Porky cried
>> > > > 
>> > > > and when he saw what she had done
>> > > > through eyes round and wide with fear
>> > > > the little lamb packed his bags
>> > > > and booked a flight to Zaire
>> > > > 
>> > > > (which probably wasn't that smart a move)
>> > > > ===================================================
>> > > > 
>> > > > Mary had a little gun,
>> > > > its sound was a loud bark.
>> > > > Mary's in jail now,
>> > > > for shooting in the park.
>> > > 
>> > > And when they hauled her off
>> > > for shooting with much elan
>> > > our Mary defiantly burst:
>> > > "I was aiming for the lamb!"
>> > > 
>> > 
>> > Mary had a little Lamb;
>> > A book of Wordsworth, too.
>> > Coleridge, and Scott, and Burns...
>> > She's an English Maj. at U.
>> > 
>> > trying to bring a little CLASS to the exercise, tygress
>
>> The little lamb looked thoughtful
>> thinking of Mary being at ewe
>> and shook his head in amazement
>> at the things those humans do...

>> 
>
>=chuckle=
>
>Mary had a little dog
>who kept her up all night
>Next day the Postman told EMTs
>'Twas MARY gave the bite.
>
>(ok, ok, it's past my bedtime -- I'll just go howl at the moon; it's big
>and bright ...deep in the heart of Texas tonight) tygress
>
>==============================================================
>
>Mary had a little lamb,
>Some chicken, beef and pork.
>Lunch buffets are great,
>Just keep it on the fork.
>
>Russ, the waterweasel

Mary had a little lamb,
But she went off her rocker.
The little lamb did not survive--
Mary had moussaka.

Veloci--a Greek tragedy--raptor
 

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