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At 07:40 PM 6/12/2003 -0600, Kestrel wrote: >> > > > > > > > >> >> >> Mary had a little lamb; >> > > > > > >> >> >> Its fleece was white as thread, >> > > > > > >> >> >> But now she takes her lamb to school >> > > > > > >> >> >> Between two slices of bread. >> > > > > > >> >> > >> > > > > > >> >> >Mary had a little lamb, >> > > > > > >> >> >It fell upon the floor, >> > > > > > >> >> >And so she passed her little plate >> > > > > > >> >> >And had a little more. >> > > > > > >> >> >> > > > > > >> >> Mary had a little lamb, >> > > > > > >> >> A little beef, a little ham, >> > > > > > >> >> A little pie, a little cake . . . >> > > > > > >> >> Mary had a stomach ache. >> > > > > > >> > >> > > > > > >> >Mary had a little lamb, >> > > > > > >> >It followed her to school, >> > > > > > >> >Until a wolf done caught its scent >> > > > > > >> >And ate the silly fool. >> > > > > > >> >> > > > > > >> Mary had a little lamb; >> > > > > > >> The doctor sat and cried. >> > > > > > >> Old MacDonald had a farm; >> > > > > > >> The doctor up and died. >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > >Mary had a little sheep >> > > > > > >And with the sheep she went to sleep. >> > > > > > >The sheep turned out to be a ram, >> > > > > > >Now Mary has a little lamb. >> > > > > > >> > > > > > Mary had a little lamb; >> > > > > > His fleece was black as soot. >> > > > > > And everywhere that Mary went, >> > > > > > His sooty foot he put. >> > > > > >> > > > > Mary had a little lamb, >> > > > > Llama and lion, too. >> > > > > Animal Control took them away -- >> > > > > She was not zoned for zoo. >> > > > >> > > > Mary had a little lamb >> > > > and didn't like the fuss >> > > > She had to haul him everywhere >> > > > because they couldn't take the bus >> > > > =================================== >> > > > >> > > > Mary had a little pig >> > > > and turned it into ham. >> > > > Chopping it very fine, >> > > > she invented Spam. >> > > >> > > Mary had a little Spam >> > > she sliced it thin and fried >> > > all the animals turned tail to run >> > > and for little Porky cried >> > > >> > > and when he saw what she had done >> > > through eyes round and wide with fear >> > > the little lamb packed his bags >> > > and booked a flight to Zaire >> > > >> > > (which probably wasn't that smart a move) >> > > =================================================== >> > > >> > > Mary had a little gun, >> > > its sound was a loud bark. >> > > Mary's in jail now, >> > > for shooting in the park. >> > >> > And when they hauled her off >> > for shooting with much elan >> > our Mary defiantly burst: >> > "I was aiming for the lamb!" >> > >> >> Mary had a little Lamb; >> A book of Wordsworth, too. >> Coleridge, and Scott, and Burns... >> She's an English Maj. at U. >> >> trying to bring a little CLASS to the exercise, tygress > >Russ, I think we've been dissed >and here I was *participatin'* and all... > >:) > >The little lamb looked thoughtful >thinking of Mary being at ewe >and shook his head in amazement >at the things those humans do... Mary has a little Braque, Picasso, and a Leger. She got tired of the English gig; She's gone and changed her major. Veloci--it's getting weirder and weirder--raptor --- Rachel's Little NET2FIDO Gate v 0.9.9.8 Alpha* Origin: Rachel's Experimental Echo Gate (1:135/907.17) SEEN-BY: 633/267 270 @PATH: 135/907 123/500 106/2000 633/267 |
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