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from: Karen Rhodes
date: 2003-06-14 04:31:44
subject: Re: BAAAAAAd One....

At 07:40 PM 6/12/2003 -0600, Kestrel wrote:

>> > > > > > > > >> >> >> Mary
had a little lamb;
>> > > > > > >> >> >> Its fleece was
white as thread,
>> > > > > > >> >> >> But now she
takes her lamb to school
>> > > > > > >> >> >> Between two
slices of bread.
>> > > > > > >> >> >
>> > > > > > >> >> >Mary had a little lamb,
>> > > > > > >> >> >It fell upon the floor,
>> > > > > > >> >> >And so she passed
her little plate
>> > > > > > >> >> >And had a little more.
>> > > > > > >> >> 
>> > > > > > >> >> Mary had a little lamb,
>> > > > > > >> >> A little beef, a little ham,
>> > > > > > >> >> A little pie, a little cake . . .
>> > > > > > >> >> Mary had a stomach ache.
>> > > > > > >> >
>> > > > > > >> >Mary had a little lamb,
>> > > > > > >> >It followed her to school,
>> > > > > > >> >Until a wolf done caught its scent
>> > > > > > >> >And ate the silly fool.
>> > > > > > >> 
>> > > > > > >> Mary had a little lamb;
>> > > > > > >> The doctor sat and cried.
>> > > > > > >> Old MacDonald had a farm;
>> > > > > > >> The doctor up and died.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > >Mary had a little sheep
>> > > > > > >And with the sheep she went to sleep.
>> > > > > > >The sheep turned out to be a ram,
>> > > > > > >Now Mary has a little lamb.
>> > > > > > 
>> > > > > > Mary had a little lamb;
>> > > > > > His fleece was black as soot.
>> > > > > > And everywhere that Mary went,
>> > > > > > His sooty foot he put.
>> > > > > 
>> > > > > Mary had a little lamb,
>> > > > > Llama and lion, too.
>> > > > > Animal Control took them away --
>> > > > > She was not zoned for zoo.
>> > > > 
>> > > > Mary had a little lamb
>> > > > and didn't like the fuss
>> > > > She had to haul him everywhere
>> > > > because they couldn't take the bus
>> > > > ===================================
>> > > > 
>> > > > Mary had a little pig
>> > > > and turned it into ham.
>> > > > Chopping it very fine,
>> > > > she invented Spam.
>> > > 
>> > > Mary had a little Spam
>> > > she sliced it thin and fried
>> > > all the animals turned tail to run
>> > > and for little Porky cried
>> > > 
>> > > and when he saw what she had done
>> > > through eyes round and wide with fear
>> > > the little lamb packed his bags
>> > > and booked a flight to Zaire
>> > > 
>> > > (which probably wasn't that smart a move)
>> > > ===================================================
>> > > 
>> > > Mary had a little gun,
>> > > its sound was a loud bark.
>> > > Mary's in jail now,
>> > > for shooting in the park.
>> > 
>> > And when they hauled her off
>> > for shooting with much elan
>> > our Mary defiantly burst:
>> > "I was aiming for the lamb!"
>> > 
>> 
>> Mary had a little Lamb;
>> A book of Wordsworth, too.
>> Coleridge, and Scott, and Burns...
>> She's an English Maj. at U.
>> 
>> trying to bring a little CLASS to the exercise, tygress
>
>Russ, I think we've been dissed 
>and here I was *participatin'* and all... 
>
>:)
>
>The little lamb looked thoughtful
>thinking of Mary being at ewe
>and shook his head in amazement
>at the things those humans do...

Mary has a little Braque,
Picasso, and a Leger.
She got tired of the English gig;
She's gone and changed her major.

Veloci--it's getting weirder and weirder--raptor
 

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