At 08:47 AM 6/15/2003 -0500, Gumbie Tygress wrote:

>> >> >Mary had a little lamb,
>> >> >Some chicken, beef and pork.
>> >> >Lunch buffets are great,
>> >> >Just keep it on the fork.
>> >> >
>> >> >Russ, the waterweasel
>> >> 
>> >> Mary had a little lamb,
>> >> But she went off her rocker.
>> >> The little lamb did not survive--
>> >> Mary had moussaka.
>> >
>> >Mary had a little lamb
>> >Who chewed her new burnoose
>> >In a fury Mary made
>> >A damn'd fine cous-cous
>> 
>> Mary had a little lamb,
>> It's wiry wool won't bend.
>> But some may be a-wondering:
>> When will this line end?
>
>Mary's feckless little lamb
>Cavorts through verses various
>Because the quest to pen this dreck
>sure beats topics serious....

Mary had a little lamb
To journalism he aspired.
His stories, though, were bogus, so
The feckless lamb got fired.

Veloci--it's New York Times syndrome--raptor
 

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