HL>>  - Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?

 MM>> I give up - why ?

 MM> Shortly after I sent the above, I roused and fed the troops
 MM> before finding myself chauffeuring the masses to the #1 Shoe
 MM> Warehouse where my craven submission to your riddle suddenly
 MM> turned into a living enigma...

 MM> Let me get you abreast of my puzzlement - I was confronted by
 MM> a shop assistant with a substantial upper frontage sporting a
 MM> stretched t-shirt professing the legend "Buy any 2 pairs and
 MM> the 3rd is free".

 MM> Immediately, I found myself on the horns of a major dilemma
 MM> ... I
 MM> mean to say,  the display pair were themselves generous over-
 MM> adequate for every imaginable purpose;  the printed invitation
 MM> implied that "only one bra" would never ever suffice and ....

 MM> I remembered the doctor's demand that I cut the `private'
 MM> life in half (I'd promised to either stop looking, or to stop
 MM> thinking about what I looked at), did a parade-ground
 MM> about-turn and retreated to the car for a little lie down....

 MM> What IS the answer to your riddle, pray ?

I dunno... I thought you would.

 - From the insane desk of Supernerd
 - Miles (c) 1999, Copyright Walt Disney Audioanimatronics.

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