G'morning all,

Here's a news release from Redmond, Washington, which seems fit to 
share...

In the latest press conference regarding the security issues 
surrounding Windows XP, newly-hired Microsoft spokesman Muhammed 
Saeed al-Sahhaf, reiterated that all security issues have been 
satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday:

"Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world.  The Linux 
infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they 
boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP (R) has security holes.  The 
holes are in their dead, rotting corpses.  Windows XP has no 
faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most high.  I 
know because I tell the truth"

I'd wondered how he'd got on....

:-))

--- Maximus/2 3.01