05 Apr 03 22:05, Saddam Insane wrote to The Three Mooseketeers:
 SI> You're telling me... it's bad enough that the Americans rolled in 
 SI> here with tanks to rename Saddam International Airport as Baghdad 
 SI> International Airport, but then the Shrub had to add insult to injury 
 SI> by renaming our entire fleet of grounded aircraft as Bush Planes. 
 SI> Sheesh, that's worse than "freedom fries".

 SI> What next? Is he going to force us at gunpoint to buy Air Canada 
 SI> stock? Yikes!

The situation is much worse... you are history and I, Ali Babba, am now in
control. My thieves have taken every corner of Iraq and looted everything.

We stole the doors. We stole the chairs. We would've even stolen the
television sets but there is no power and no Iraqi TV anymore.

We have also taken the liberty of putting your entire portfolio into Enron
stock so that you may see what it means to be at the mercy of real thieves.

Iraq is mine! Long live Ali Babba, prince of thieves!

--- OpenSesame